Lambert for President, I am in a demanding lead according to one poll.

President Obama is starting his re-election campaign late. I was up and running four days ago. The President will have to play catch-up. The latest poll numbers are encouraging. Every friend I have asked, stated they would vote for me. So, according to the "Lambert Limited Data Research Poll", I am comfortably ahead by 100%. Did you see that Paul Ryan the Republican Representative from Min., has come out with his plan to reduce the budget. Again a late comer to the cause. He wants to gut Medicaid and Medicare, all while reducing the taxes on the wealthy. Hey Mr. Ryan where have you been. Last week I proposed eliminating the problems of health care for everyone and donating any extra money the middle class and poor have, to the wealthy. Using donations gets us out of the messy problem of dealing with taxes on the down trodden rich. You see people like Paul Ryan are attempting to steal my thunder and grab the glory for themselves. The faster we strip all money from everyone and get it into the hands of the top 1% the sooner the politicians can quit pretending to care about the average American. It is our fault that politicians are resorting to hypocrisy! It is our fault that the deficit is so large. We have been greedy by asking for a living wage. What is the matter with you people. We have asked for some help in retirement and health care. Come on now. How can the wealthiest among us get everything if we keep demanding some form of dignity and happiness? Shoot, the next thing I know you all we start believing in the phrase Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. Let's get with it America. Grow up. The American Dream is only for the affluent, not the entire group. Remember a vote for Lambert is a vote to push us in the extreme, far right direction. Viva La Wealthy. (Trying to work on the Hispanic vote.)