Lambert for President The Government Shutdown

Part of the campaign for president is to let everyone know where you stand on the important issues of the day. I will strive to do this through out the upcoming political season. The federal government is facing a shut down because Congress can not get together on how much they should take away from the average person. I say shut it down. Really, who is this going to hurt anyway. The corporations?  The ultra rich? The Representatives or Senators?  NO! This will help put all the whining average people in their place. There will be no social security checks for the elderly. BOO HOO! Why doesn't Grandma go out and get a job instead of free loading off of us. I don't want to hear that they can barely walk. Get your walker out of the closet, pull yourselves up by your bootstraps and get out in the work place and earn your money. The middle class government workers will be affected. Great! We all know that they are overpaid and under worked, just like those teachers in Wisconsin.  Federal money for the poor will start to dry up. Oh well! Stop being poor and start contributing to the rich in society. They need all of your money. As president I would not care if the government shut down. I will still have my job and income. As a member of Congress I would still get my pay. That is mandated by law. These cry babies, in Congress, that are saying they want a law that will keep them from getting paid, need to get some backbone. Tell the people the truth, that law will never pass. What are they going to do, not vote for you. By the time the next election rolls around they will have completely forgotten what you did. Roll out a few veterans and some old people on the stage with you and everything will be fine. Now, you can see, this would not affect the affluent, so let it happen. The people that matter will be just fine. As always remember a vote for Lambert is a vote for the far, extreme right America.