Friday, June 24, 2011

What's Next? Will We Finally Find Jimmy Hoffa?

Running off at the keyboard. It took ten years and we got Osama bin Laden. Whitey Bulger eluded the F.B.I. for sixteen years. I expect to hear any day that we have found Jimmy Hoffa alive and well, walking the halls of Congress. Who would have thought he would have been living right under our noses. Eric Cantor, Republican from Virginia, took his ball and went home. The petulant, little Cantor, said we will not place tax increases on the table. Take everything from middle America, but he will not touch corporate welfare. What a dick! Speaking of Dicks how about all those jobs our felon Governor Scott brought back from Canada. Over the next ten years we can count on 105 new jobs in Florida. The best is former governor Charlie Crist had these few jobs wrapped up before Scott took office. While I am talking about Dicks let's not forget, Richard "Dick" Perry from Texas. I saw where the Texas legislature is finding a way around the federal mandate on incandescent bulbs. Those idiots believe that their right to choose which bulb they use, are more important then our rights to reduce carbon emissions. Their slogan is, " You can have my bulb, when you pry it from my cold, dead hands." With these fools they may be helping to kill everyone, so that there is no one else around to take the bulbs. Sarah Palin stopped her magical bus tour, around the historical sights in America. She was so disappointed to find out that George Washington did not use Interstate 95 when traveling from his home in Mount Vernon and had not actually build the Washington Monument. Poor Sarah, she's still trying to find a way to rewrite history to match her small mind. Finally, did you see where President Obama and John Boehner, beat Vice President Biden and Ohio Governor John Kaisch. I understand Boehner tried to throw the match, just to keep the President from getting a win. See the Republicans will stop at nothing to keep Obama from winning.

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