The Real Reason America Is In Trouble! LAWYERS!

Do you know how to save a drowning Lawyer? Take your foot off his neck! This is an old joke, but I use it to illustrate what I have figured out to be the central issue in America. There are three branches of government and all three are controlled by attorneys. Think about it. Over the last several years the entire government has been under the dark cloud of lawyers. They make a lot of money in private practice. This gives them the funds to run for political office. Once they are elected they create the laws. The laws they make are not simple. They are long, confusing and sleep inducing. The kind of legalize that nobody but lawyers can understand. The really smart ones find a way to get elected President. Now they have two areas covered. Finally, look at the Supreme Court, this is a bunch of lifeless statues, that get to keep their jobs, until the coroner's office, comes by to pick them up. Some Justices, have actually died during court, but it took months before the others found out the were dead. Everyone just thought they were mulling over a decision. How can you spot a lawyer or politician walking down the street? He will have his hands in someone else's pockets! So as we look at the problem we face, it is important to understand the influence lawyers have had on our country. They have been mostly, older, white, wealthy males. This is the beginning of a mixture that will lead us in the direction, they want us to go. What does an attorney do in court? They persuade a jury to believe their position and find in favor of their clients. Compare this to Congress. They persuade the American people to believe their position in favor of their clients (the wealthy and corporations). Lawyers talk for hours and yet never go anywhere with the details of a case. Our leaders talk for hours and never accomplish anything for America. Lawyers take evidence and twist the facts so everyone believes they are telling the truth. Politicians take facts and turn them every way, except toward the truth. Lawyers are rewarded for lies. Politicians lie for a living. Bottom line lawyers and politicians are interchangeable. they never met a fact they cannot twist. They will use mis-direction. They are paid because of their ability to avoid the truth at all costs. Maybe we need to find a way to eliminate lawyers from our government. It would certainly make telling the truth easier. I now have to correct the first joke I told. Do you know how to save a lawyer from drowning? The correct answer is. No, nobody has ever been willing to try!   Do you know how to save a politician from drowning? No, nobody has ever been willing to try! See they are the same.