You Might Be A Republican, If!

I am going to get everyone started and then see if you all can add to the list. This is meant to be fun, but as with most items that have humor, there is an element of truth. Read mine and then try to think of some of your own. I am sure that if any of my Republican, Conservative friends read this they may have the reverse for Liberals or Democrats. I'll  let that go into the comments also.

If , "No Taxes" is your religion and Grover Norquist is your high priest, you might be a Republican.

If you feel that giving someone a helping hand is giving hand outs. you might be a Republican.

If you feel that taking money from the rich to help the poor and middle class is class warfare, you just might be a Republican.

If you feel that taking money from the poor and middle class to give to the wealthy is good economic sense, you might be a Republican.

If you feel President Obama is a communist, socialist, Marxist, who was not even born in America, you might be a Republican.

If you compare anyone to Adolph Hitler, you might be a Republican.

If you feel Chief Justice Roberts is a traitor, you might be a Republican.

If you feel America should be involved in every war, you might be a Republican.

If you feel sorry for the top one percent, elite, you might be a Republican.

If you voted to repeal Obama care 33 times, in the last year,  you might be a Republican.

If you failed to vote one time for a jobs bill during the last year, you might be a Republican.

If you make minimum wage and yet vote to support the wealthy and corporations, you might be a Republican.

If you say, "Don't blame me, because I voted Republican", you are definitely a Republican and in need of serious help.

This is a beginning and if you have others to share, please do so.